by Wonder chode December 30, 2003
To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.
Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."
by A Panda from Antartica June 20, 2010
by imapieceofhtmll February 11, 2014
Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?
by aero_phile July 6, 2009
by nifty4 April 16, 2005
Originated early 2011 after people first got wind of the amazing fetes of Andrew Gaff a young draftee to the West Coast Eagles Football Club.
The word Gaff-Like can take many forms:
n. Gaff: 1. naming someone or something that is awesome, cool, unbelievable
2. Extreme or of high degree *some one sees a black guys penis* “that is a gaff”
Adj. Gaff-like: 1. describing something of extreme excellence, something of extreme swagger, or something Gaff would do
The word Gaff-Like can take many forms:
n. Gaff: 1. naming someone or something that is awesome, cool, unbelievable
2. Extreme or of high degree *some one sees a black guys penis* “that is a gaff”
Adj. Gaff-like: 1. describing something of extreme excellence, something of extreme swagger, or something Gaff would do
G:"Did you see that goal i kicked"
S:"yep, it was so gaff-like"
Or
S: "how'd your test go"
G: "gaff-like"
S: "nice"
Gaff-like can be used in many a situation but is predominantly used by the supporters of AFL (Australian Football League) toward something of excellence.
i.e. supporter 1: “Did you see the that kid rack up 50 possessions last week?”
supporter 2: “It was bloody gaff-like”
Amongst the cultured community:
Student essay: “By applying an analytical reading to novel Frankenstein the meanings we develop become gaff-like in nature”
S:"yep, it was so gaff-like"
Or
S: "how'd your test go"
G: "gaff-like"
S: "nice"
Gaff-like can be used in many a situation but is predominantly used by the supporters of AFL (Australian Football League) toward something of excellence.
i.e. supporter 1: “Did you see the that kid rack up 50 possessions last week?”
supporter 2: “It was bloody gaff-like”
Amongst the cultured community:
Student essay: “By applying an analytical reading to novel Frankenstein the meanings we develop become gaff-like in nature”
by Footy with Swagger October 25, 2011