Fudge packer 

To be annoying and play shitty songs to the public. To stalk others and not leave them alone. A bipolar, reptarded, farf. A homosexual human being that has no life.

That Suave guy is such a fudge packer, he won't leave us alone!
Suave is a fudge packer, it makes me want to farf on him and make him sniff hobos' butts.

Fudge packer by Ewella February 9, 2012

Fudge Packer 

A gay man with a huge dick so instead of being a shit tickler someone who can't stick there dick in very far were as fudge packer shoves that shit all the way up the poop shoot

what do you call a gay guy that has a big dick?

....

a Fudge Packer

Fudge Packer by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

Fudge packer 

Billy saunders

hey did you see that guy over there? he was a total fudge packer. kinda like billy saunders

Fudge packer by IMAWSOME55 October 18, 2008

Fudge Packer 

Someone who drives really close behind me.

If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.

Fudge Packer by jondySauce March 14, 2010

Fudge packer 

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.

Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie

Fudge packer by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007

fudge packer 

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

fudge packer by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

Fudge Packer 

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

Fudge Packer by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023