Grumpy single Karen lingo for "A stealer". Specifically used by Tiffiny Gomas who freaked out on an airplane because some guy supposedly stole her AirPods, she went on to make a loud announcement saying "That motherfucker is not real", however, before this was revealed, people believed it was fake people being placed on airplanes by the government, and one happened to scare Tiffiny, delaying the flight too. Of course this was false and she apologized. But still, "Not real" is lingo for "A stealer".
by LongLiveRougeTheBat September 4, 2023
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The truth. Another example of this word is "word".
They just broke up.
RESPONSE: Real.
RESPONSE BACK: Yep.
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u swear sumthing is tru
on the reals yo, that bitch keeps getting on mah nerves
by XXlEXBaNGXX February 29, 2008
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Being real with yourself and to all reality.

The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.

When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.

Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.

Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2

Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!

Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3

Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.

Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.

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Angela: IF you build this doghouse for me ill buy you Katz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillon and Josh: Bitch, Be REAL! You ain't worth it cunt ho bitch slut....but its free food so, FUCK IT!!!!
by ONLYLIVETWICE November 30, 2008
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snoopy: hey you wanna smoke the real
hopps: ya
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