When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.
I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.
by Audeezy April 16, 2011
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Staring directly down a girl's vagina, and stimulating her clitoris until she squirts in your eye.
"How the f**k did Terry get an eye infection?"

"His girlfriend gave him a fisherman's eyewash last night."
by Maciej911 November 30, 2014
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The act of eating Clam Chowder or any seafood dish, then throwing it up on someone's chest. This can be related to a Cosby Sweater but using seafood instead of cereal.
Luke: Did you see Brandon throw up his seafood salad all over that waitress last night?

James: Yeah. He totally gave her a fisherman's jacket.
by Mrs Gray September 11, 2011
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Married guys who hit on single women without the intention of closing the deal. They are in the game to prove they can win. Once they catch it, they throw it back. Can also apply to married women.

A big sport fisherman is called a Hemingway.
Jim was playing sport fisherman last night and he spent the whole time with some young ladies.
by Jeff Lee October 25, 2007
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The act of having sex in the doggystyle position and the male says "Do u wanna go Fishing?" The girl will be confused and then the male sticks his pointer finger in her ass and reaches around and hooks her in the mouth.
Man last night was crazy. I was having sex with your mom and I gave her the Dirty Fisherman.
by Speedyswimmer September 16, 2006
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fisherman's jumper n.

A damp, overly hairy vagina, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain's wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. 'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's jumper between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).
'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's sweater between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).
by eggydip June 11, 2004
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When a a fisherman catches a fish and is happy and he sticks his fishing rod into a persons ass
man did you hear about Eric last night he gave Jerry a crazy happy fisherman after he caught that huge trout!
by CoryChisholm January 10, 2008
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