Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Dryer Felching 

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

Dryer Felching by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

necro felching 

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

necro felching by ickytips April 27, 2005

reverse felching 

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.

reverse felching by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

midget felching 

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

midget felching by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching 

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

ass felching by Born to Felch September 4, 2008

oral felching 

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

oral felching by Richard Black May 10, 2005