Dr. Phil session 

A serious conversation, usually between male friends, where life problems are discussed and sometimes resolved. A conversation about feelings, very similar to a heart-to-heart conversation, where one person takes the lead in offering advice and attempts to help the other person or people through their problems, sometimes resulting in an emotional breakthrough. A cheaper alternative to celebrity psychologist/t.v. host Dr. Phil McGraw.


Note: It is much easier for men to have a Dr. Phil session, rather than a heart-to-heart conversation, with each other because it is widely seen as being more masculine, and therefore more socially acceptable.

Tom: Did Larry tell you about all the problems he's having with his girlfriend?

Dave: Yeah, we totally had a Dr. Phil session the other night.

Dr. Phil session by mdlee52 January 6, 2009

Dr. Phil Family 

Any family that is so screwed up that they need professional intervention.

"My neighbors kept me awake last night with all of their drunken fighting. Then their daughter was brought home by the cops... again. That's a real Dr. Phil Family there."

Dr. Phil Family by Ray Mack January 11, 2009

Dr. Phil and chill 

A basic internet meme. I know, people are weird!

“Dr. Phil and chill?” “What about just Netflix?”

Dr. Phil and chill by Falken— June 2, 2018

Dr. Phil'ing 

to help EVERYONE with EVERY problem.

I have been Dr. Phil'ing all of my friends recently

Dr. Phil'ing by Kangaroorob November 7, 2010

Dr. Phil dollars 

When friends and relatives give you unsolicited and typically unwanted psychological counseling

Florian: "You can do so much better than him. You just need to get out more and have more self-confidence."

Astrid: "Save your Dr. Phil dollars, you're not my shrink!"

Dr. Phil dollars by TankedGirl March 19, 2011

Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M 

The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.

Becomes an insta-kill card when

“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!

Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M by Sabstrakt June 9, 2022

Dr. Phil-ing

Putting off/Expressing emotional problems on another person although they are clearly unqualified to give a professional opinion on mental health.

So I buy dinner, take her to a movie, pay for drinks, we get to my house and she starts Dr. Phil-ing me.

Dr. Phil-ing by brainsplatter87 February 21, 2011