dick dacks

Brief male swimwear, such as speedos. Also known as budgie smugglers.

There's Tony Abbott in his dick dacks again.

by ashy-grey August 31, 2010

Dack Stack

A sexual act in which a minimum of nine men are pleased by a single woman. It is important that all men are Caucasian. Also, it is recommended that you carefully plan out your dack stack, so that everyone is coordinated in what to do and where to go. Yes, her belly button counts.

Dack Stack

by sexyjerry January 9, 2011

daddy dack

penis

i need some daddy dack in my life

by beebabiix3 June 3, 2011

dack elastic

Meaning the elastic in a pair of pants (shorts, trackpants etc).

My dack elastic needs fixing. (elastic may become streched and loose over a period of time or over use).

by NewSensation July 30, 2006

Shat my dacks

'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.

Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*

by dalespelman2 September 24, 2019

Cack his dacks

Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.

Johnno would cack his dacks if the bulldogs won the grand finals!

by CharliePcat October 9, 2017

big dack swangin

When the pengalum of a grandfather clock is replaced with a large cock. Most often owned by old white dudes or really big sluts. Can also be found in Bill Cosbys basement next to his glass case of roofie.

"Is that a Big Dack Swangin grandpa?"
"Why yes it is little jimmy, wanna try it?"

by Fat Cocks February 12, 2017