Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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Economic Collapse

That has got to be brutal!
Hym "So not only do you have to sit there for 10 years and watch me be right about everything... But you ALSO have to live in a world where I am better then you... AND NOW... You're all going to lose everything! You cheered it on when it was me. You cheered it on. You could have stopped those kids from dying and DIDN'T... EXPLICITLY BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO SUFFER... And now the economic collapse is on it's way! Did you learn it yet? Did you learn 'WRONG' yet? I'm still here so I GUESS NOT! You'll figure it out eventually. I mean... What does it take? What has to happen for you to understand 'YOU WRONG. ME NOT WRONG?' It's crazy! Absolute insanity! I can figure out how to create AI but I can't figure out how to teach retards 'wrong' as a concept. I don't know if that irony or what but you clearly do not 'understand it now' guys."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2025
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Guest collapser

Someone outside your regular group of party friends who joins you for an after party and proceeds to immediately collapse.
Did you see Manos last weekend? He was the guest collapser at Colin’s place
by PetitDragon November 30, 2020
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collapsed arch

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.
guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
by ollie snail March 07, 2017
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chateau collapsible

Any wine( usually cheap, vinegar tasting ) that comes in a cardboard cask or box.
A couple of bogans turned up for dinner with a chateau collapsible, which means, we’re drinking everything else in my home except that horse piss.
by Rob Edgar July 08, 2022
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Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.
Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2023
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