Guest collapser

Someone outside your regular group of party friends who joins you for an after party and proceeds to immediately collapse.

Did you see Manos last weekend? He was the guest collapser at Colin’s place

by PetitDragon November 29, 2020

Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.

Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

Lung Collapsion

RaiderLycor's lungs dying after rapping several songs in a row.

After I'm done rapping I just go "Oh cool I did it I'm gonna go die of lung collapsion now!"

by RaiderLycor November 12, 2021

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse

Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse is when a bodybuilder literally collapses on stage due to muscle cramps and fainting and lacking electrolytes. Sometimes they survive and someone gives them Gatorade or Pedialyte. But sometimes they die. Or they get a heart attack and go to the hospital because of lacking electrolytes. And most times, they're not given electrolytes (Sodium, Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Chloride) on time and they die. So basically, bring a bottle of Gatorade with you when bodybuilding, or you could end up dying. Imagine posing on stage and falling down and professionals rushing to give you help is the last thing you see before you die. The vast majority of deaths occur on stage. And then they end up in a bodybag. Rip bro. :'(

Tony: I'm on stage for Mr. Olympia, but brought Gatorade because I don't want to die. I don't want to be a Mr. Olympia bodybuilders stage collapse statistic.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 1, 2025

Economic Collapse

That has got to be brutal!

Hym "So not only do you have to sit there for 10 years and watch me be right about everything... But you ALSO have to live in a world where I am better then you... AND NOW... You're all going to lose everything! You cheered it on when it was me. You cheered it on. You could have stopped those kids from dying and DIDN'T... EXPLICITLY BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO SUFFER... And now the economic collapse is on it's way! Did you learn it yet? Did you learn 'WRONG' yet? I'm still here so I GUESS NOT! You'll figure it out eventually. I mean... What does it take? What has to happen for you to understand 'YOU WRONG. ME NOT WRONG?' It's crazy! Absolute insanity! I can figure out how to create AI but I can't figure out how to teach retards 'wrong' as a concept. I don't know if that irony or what but you clearly do not 'understand it now' guys."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.

Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2023