Jasper Brunette

Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.

“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones

Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?

by metroboomhauer June 15, 2022

brunette's revenge

The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.

Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.

by Bob Az July 28, 2011

bleached brunette

A brunette that is bleached.

Bleached Brunettes are not Blonde.

by carol December 22, 2004

dumb brunette

An annoying girl, usually a teenager who is constantly asking dumb questions about hair color preferance. Always trying to look better than the blondes and redheads. Most of them wear stupid shirts with dumb stuff written on them like "Blondes are hot, Brunettes are HOTT!" and "Blonde(which is crossed out) Brown haired beauty." They can't get over the fact that they are not the least bit unique because blonde and redhead hair colors are both recessive genes that are somewhat rare, and Brunettes are the base gene that are very common. So basically, they try to take the fact that there is nothing special or unique at all about them, and try to make it look cool. Pitiful.

Dumb Brunette: Hey look at my shirt blondie! I'm HOTT and you're just hot! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blonde: Oh, shut up! I hate those dumb brunettes.
Redhead: Seriously.

by purplecat January 22, 2006

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T January 31, 2016

Literary Brunette

LB for short. A girl, often a brunette, with a literary or artistic bent of mind; but not always talented. Often withdrawn, enigmatic, and strangely seductive. While not exactly an invalid, she is physically not on very sound footing either. Death may, in fact, be imminent. This only adds to her allure.

Examples of famous LBs- Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kirsten Stewart, Arundhati Roy, Josephine March from Little Women

-Oh have you met Tom's new girlfriend, she was chain-smoking gauloises and reading from the Surrealist Manifesto.
- Damn, sounds like a real LB (literary brunette)

by minotoro October 17, 2021

Double-Brunette

Someone who has brown hair and brown eyes.

Girl 1: I'm a double-brunette.

Girl 2: Double-brunette is in, I'm going to see if I can get contacts.

by WinterReader0917 November 16, 2016