One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!
Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"
by Gastonator January 16, 2008
I am of the opinion that her jiggly baldies, though of great merit, do not surpass the quality of her soul itself in contemplation
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The resulting affect of a recently shaved vagina, that causes one to question the age of aforementioned vagina.
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A sexual maneuver in which the girl is in Downward Dog position (face to the floor, ass in the air) and the guy ejaculates on the ass of the girl so it rolls down her back like a snowball or an avalanche.
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