Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.
According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
by N00berson McGee December 21, 2011
Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
by cokemidget March 31, 2017
When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
by kurouke November 10, 2010
Person 1: hey dude how did it go with Hannah?
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2019
The plan to which one subscribes when choosing the Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Faith. On this plan you have many children and eat more jello than the average person.
Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.
by TwoLeftShoes September 5, 2011
Method of oral contraception, where the man pulls out and shoves it down the girls neck during ejaculation. 100% effective at preventing pregnancy.
by Dragikaze November 29, 2016
When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.
"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
"Planned obsession at its worst"
by badback9 September 20, 2013