Assholes Anonymous 

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

Assholes Anonymous by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

Anonymiss

A female who posts anonymously to internet message boards, typically associated with the popular 4chan image board /b/.
Anonymiss is a direct opposition to the male dominated group of "anons" who overtake /b/. The main focus of anonymiss is to show that girls are on the internets too and boys should expect them.

Jim: Girls on my interwebz?!?
Jack: Uh oh, it's an anonymiss!

Anonymiss by Therealanonymiss June 3, 2009

beat anonymous 

(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.

David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?

Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.

beat anonymous by briizii July 9, 2011

Simpaholics Anonymous 

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

Simpaholics Anonymous by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Cuntaholics Anonymous 

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.

"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"

Cuntaholics Anonymous by bitchy mcgoo November 4, 2007

Anonymously me 

the most amazing tumblr blog ever. Basically it's spilling your guts out online anonymously when you're like depressed or something and hoping there are people out there like you.

anonymouslyme.tumblr.com (She preaches the truth!!)

P1: OMG!! I totally agree with what this anon blog is saying!!
P2: Which one? anonymously me on tumblr?
P1: YEAH!

Anonymously me by MRSSTYLES January 1, 2013

Anonymous

This organization is so powerful even the government is afraid of them. They are hackers who put people in their place when pissed off, and fight for justice.

Tara: Dude have you heard of Anonymous? They’re back after three years!
Jake: Yeah dude, even the government fears them and they’re on our side.

Anonymous by globalgroup June 2, 2020