yoda

The most bad ass mutha fuckin Jedi Masta, Not master, cuz as we all know Yoda is a tru gangsta. He lives up in the Degoba system and he's under 3 feet tall and can bust yo ass in a blink of an eye.

In the words of Yoda. "Judge me by my size do you?"

by Kyle March 9, 2005

yoda

Very potent Marijuana.Nice green , good amount of crystals.

" *kicks in door* , Who's got the Yoda "

by Staches September 15, 2007

yoda

An infection of the penis.

Man I've got a wicked yoda.

by Yoda|E-Thuggin June 12, 2003

yoda

Yoda was the wisest and most powerful Jedi Master in the history of the order. He got owned by Palpatine though, and had to exile his sorry green posterior to Dagobah.

"Do not... Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, kicked my green ass he did."- Yoda

by Jebadiah Crump November 16, 2005

Yoda

A kick ass jedi racoon that get all the hoes on every planet in the universe....

Man that guys a major Yoda
I didn't know Yoda was in the Wizard of Oz too?

by Pascual jr May 4, 2008

Yoda

1. Another Word for canibus indica, medical grade marijuana commonly used by medicinal marijuana patients to describe the best varieties of weed.

When you go to the canibus club snatch me up some yoda, I need to feel the force.

by Corbis November 24, 2004

yoda

slang for marijuana.

Guy 1: Dude, do you have any yoda on you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I was gonna go out back and fight the empire for awhile.

by cipher447 August 22, 2010