herp

a bizzare laugh derived from the sounds of fat albert.

see also hay hay hay

"Herp, herp, herp!"
"WTF!?!??!"
"I'm laughing at you! Herp, herp, herp!"

by Arthur November 17, 2003

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

by The Guru Turtle January 5, 2011

Herp

(hûrp)
n.
1. A moist burp.
2. A burp containing liquid or solid matter.
v.

hurped, hurp·ing, hurps

"That bloke just herped into his mouth.. Look! He's swallowing it!"; "He just herped onto her shoulder. She's gonna be mad!".

by nutte March 8, 2013

Herpes

A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!

by McChopper December 11, 2008

herp

Herpes

One with Herp - has herpes

Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.

That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch

by Deanios November 23, 2007

herpes

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

by newt January 4, 2004

herp

1 - used as a function word to express assent or agreement : YES 2 - an expression or gesture of greeting : HELLO 3 - used at the end of a statement to signify the statements end Antonym : NERP

Person 1: Are we going out tonight?
Person 2: Herp!

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: Herp!

Lets go out to dinner herp.

by J-Rock November 6, 2004