Pulling a Brad is when an employee handles work-related request with such enthusiasm and charisma that he/she will actually begin to flex uncontrollably, typically to the point where clothing is damaged (see hulk out).
Person 1: Hey buddy, do you mind getting me some more printer paper? We are getting pretty low.
Person 2: IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE AAARRRRRGGHH (shirt rips off)
Person 1: Looks like someone is pulling a Brad today...
When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
The origin of this phrase stems from the early explorers when traveling at sea in the icey cold. A brass monkey was used to hold the cannon balls in a pyramid shape, when it became freezing cold the holder ( brass monkey)would contract and the cannon balls would fall off.
This morning I went outside to take the bins out front, it was that cold it would of froze the balls of a brass monkey .