Something girls never say to me.
Me: Hey, you want to go out for some coffee? (Please say yes, please say yes!)

Girl: Umm...No

Me: (I hate my life...)
by neverbeenonadate February 24, 2009
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YES (E-Yes)

1- Used as a way to annoy someone and or be smart with them when replying to a yes or no question ultimately leading to other yes or no questions in which the other person would inevitably give up and lose all hope.

(Must be said in a high pitched voice emphasizing the E before the Y)
guy1: "Dude did you see the super bowl?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "It was a good game right?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1:"You seen that interception I aint see it coming."

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "Who were you going for?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "That's not answering, who did u want to win?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "Stop messing around"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "Asshole."
by Wuffles69 January 28, 2010
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When you are too lazy to give an actual answer to a non-"yes or no" question.
(Actual Definition: Used to give an affirmative response.)
"Explain this."
"Yes."
"What are these on your search history?"
"Yes."
"Why are you watching things that you are not allowed to see?"
"Yes."
"I AM SERIOUS SON."
"Yes."
by ave_scientia December 24, 2018
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An answer or reply to a statement or question you don't understand, that annoys you, or that you don't care about.
"And then I was like, omg, no way, and she was like, talking about crap and I was like, omg and she was like, yeah and we were like, no way and like, yeah. And then she was like, what and I was like, omg."
"Yes."

"I got the math test bonus question, I think. I divided x by pi and squared the root of 6 and canceled out all those sines over the cosines of 74 and 76, and I got 457 over the hkdslf of ffuuuu. What did you get?"
"Yes."
by Lovette Cher April 11, 2010
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A word said after every sentence for no apparent reason.
by ihitterdal May 1, 2007
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Yes is an answer that can be given if the question is one of a limited selection or or a number. For instance let's say there are 3-possible choices for an answer to a question. The person responding can say YES and that means all three of them is the correct answer for them.

It can also mean a number. The question could be how many of something should appear or happen. If the answer is YES then it means to use the absolute maximum number possible. Often greater than a possible range the question may try to limit you to.
Buddy: "Karen, I understand you really like milkshakes. So which is your favorite flavor ? Chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla ?"

Karen: "Yes !"
by dw8177 November 9, 2020
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1) An affirmative answer to a question, the opposite of no.
2) An expletive shouted out during an orgasm.
3) A British progressive rock (or art rock) group known for their hits "Roundabout" and "Owner of a Lonely Heart".
4) A brand of laundry detergent in the US.
1) Yes, I'm horny.
2) YES! YES! YES!
3) Let's listen to Yes.
4) I need to wash clothese, where's the Yes?
by LudwigVan March 12, 2004
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