A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft
"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"
by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022
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A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

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by soIcanenteranythinghere? November 27, 2015
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A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 February 3, 2018
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The art of stalking a fellow co worker outside of a bathroom door listening to the worker dedicate, then blame the worker of having a cell phone on him.
Someone might be on a cell phone-Hope he is using Moorizon wireless.
by Bamako May 8, 2021
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In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'
by teflon fem! April 24, 2006
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Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs
Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing
by random customer October 14, 2011
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A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
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