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Verizon Wireless 

A cell phone company who thinks they are so great, when in fact, they actually suck. They lure you into the store with their "hot" new phones like the Chocolate and then a month later your sitting with your new phone realizing you can't do anything cool with it. Then you call Verizon asking for help, and they act like they couldn't care less.

Then maybe you record a cool video and want to transfer it to your computer with Bluetooth. Oh wait, you can't because your shitty phone company you went with doesn't allow it.
You decide you want to return your phone and get the iPhone wannabe Voyager. Then you realize it has the same interface as your chocolate and return it. Now your stuck with a two year contract with a shitty phone company, not to mention all the hidden charges that come along with your already uber-locked down phone.
AT&T Customer: "Hey Mike, want me to send you that cool song I just recorded and saved as my ringtone."

VZ Customer: "Hey sure, Thanks!" (Gets sound 6 hours later after it being sniffed by Verizon for possible traces of ripping them off).

VZ Customer: "Yo robby, I got dat sound, but i can't save it as my ringtone. We both got have the RAZR"

AT&T Customer: "Yes My Friend, but you have Verizon Wireless. You can't have fun." (Starts uploading limewire content to phone)...Verizon customer goes to cry in corner.
Verizon Wireless by ssavoy December 20, 2007
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Coconut wireless

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless
Coconut wireless by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013

ABiGoN Wireless 

wireless networking connection that includes:
wireless A, wireless B, wireless G, and
wireless N
product specifications

(ie;computer system)

...Built-in 10/100/1000Base-T Gigabit Ethernet (RJ-45 connector) ,ABiGoN Wireless,Intel® Core™2 Duo
ABiGoN Wireless by matheugreen September 23, 2009

Future wireless fieldwork 

When two men touch each other through a linksys
Hey, are you into future wireless fieldwork?
Future wireless fieldwork by DeEnda February 16, 2010

Cable and Wireless 

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.
Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.
Cable and Wireless by weddun July 11, 2011

Ham Wireless 

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
Ham Wireless by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

EpiK Wireless 

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs
Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing
EpiK Wireless by random customer October 13, 2011