Pascal's Wanger

Not believing in the standard pile of *baloney* that many American's believe in. Such as UFOs, Bigfoot, angels, God and/or libertarianism.

Taken from Pascal's Wager - that it is a better bet to believe in God than not, since it costs nothing to believe and you are rewarded if its true. And it costs everything not to believe and its true.

dude 1 - Rudy's astrology witch told him a flat tax will end global warming.

dude 2 - That dickwad needs Pascal's Wanger shoved in his think-hole

by Berham December 5, 2007

Wanger Pie

coloquial geordi for...'not very good man!!'

"why ai man, that club is wanger pie like".
or
"look man, that fat lass been eating a lot of wanger pie!"
or
"thats wanger"!

by Harry-French Massive April 21, 2004

tardo-wangers

People that are stupid with no education who post deffinitions to this website. In particular those who can't spell.

The person who defined gasex as, "people who ingage..."

by Quint April 24, 2004

cock wanger

My little brother, Taylor...

by Wade March 22, 2003

banana wanger

slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact

"mmmm last night i was having a right good suck on melvyn bragg's banana wanger....he knocked my two front teeth out"

by gazzad May 31, 2006

Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

by dablord107 April 21, 2019

double-wanger doppelgänger

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016