by placebo February 17, 2005
An incredibly amazing singer known for his hit single "Riptide". He's also hot as hell and tall and can sweep up as many bitches as necessary.
Person 1: "Hey I love this song! Who sang it?"
Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"
Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"
by sagethegemini November 18, 2014
Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.
That Keegan Vance should just quit.
by imbrutallyhonestandimsorry February 27, 2019
A realistic-looking chick from Half-Life 2. She is considered by some to be the hottest character in a video game.
by Lol internet July 15, 2006
Vance hopper is from the greatest movie ever (the black phone) he was one of few victims of a grabber he is nonnegotiable the hottest character in the movie he is hot as shit
Random person:vance hopper is a major asshole and deserved to die
Me: stfu he is the best person ever and he is hot as shit
Me: stfu he is the best person ever and he is hot as shit
by Vance.hoperr<3 July 27, 2022
To completely and utterly lose control of sanity, and the world around you, you are so filled with rage, everything becomes a blur of red; To publicly show your disgust towards something very minor and threaten to leave forever and never come back, only to be gone for maybe fifteen minutes. Originated from the character Vance, who was known for being very short-tempered and frequently lashed out at the littlest things.
Person 1: Did you guys see Beowulf earlier?
Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.
Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.
by finnhater45 April 15, 2009
Alyx Vance, is the girl in Half-Life 2 that fights on your side most of the time. She is the child of Eli Vance. Alyx saves your life against a few Metro Cops in a City 17 building. She is your side-kick, she uses a semi-automatic pistol (also called Alyx Gun), and she also uses a Devise to hack combine locks and combine computers. Some say Gordon and Alyx have a relationship. In Episode One and Episode Two she is with you every step of the way!
Alyx Vance is an ally and Gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time. She is also one of the best Zombie fighters! She is ethletic, pretty, strong, and nice. She doesn't always use her pistol, she uses a shotgun in Episode One, and a Sniper Rifle in Episodes One and Two.
by Mega Sean 45 June 18, 2008