A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain June 2, 2011
A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.
Scenario 1:
Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"
Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."
Scenario 2:
Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"
Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."
Scenario 2:
Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
by Melly_Jelly June 26, 2017
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 22, 2022
When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.
After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.
by Itssecret August 4, 2019
Loch Raven High School is one of the greatest schools funded by the federal government in the U.S. because of the committed teachers and the hardworking staff. Loch Raven has been ranked within the top 14% of public schools in the U.S. Loch Raven High School is located on Cowpens Avenue, Towson, Maryland and contains the most diverse group of young students. Against all previous stereotypes, Loch Raven is not filled with underachievers, but filled with students who are willing to learn. Loch Raven High School is proud of who it is, and the results that are shown in the students. Previous graduates have or are currently enrolled in: MIT, STANFORD, VIRGINIA TECH, and other high-reputation universities. Loch Raven builds character because of the wide variety of extra curricular activities, sports teams and organizations. Go Raiders!
(Loch Raven High School) A successful public school located in Towson, Maryland that achieves higher than many private schools on the east coast.
by JewFroJust February 11, 2008
by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009
A prestigious gated community in the suburbs of Kansas City where only the elite, upper 1% can afford to live. Such trash like mediocre car salesmen could NEVER even pull up to the gate of this elite community of successful business men and women.
"Hey, have you ever been inside one of those mansions at Loch Llyod?"
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."
"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."
"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."
"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."
"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."
"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."
"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."
by Maxine Ford April 24, 2019