post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities

"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."

by hwls2019 March 13, 2019

Spring Break Psyche Out

You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.

When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.

by Jordan-de-Texas April 18, 2008

spring break naw I'm sayin

perhaps nobody will ever know the true intent of these words for they were unsuccesful, but from what I understand, it was a pick up attempt conducted by an ASU frat guy in one of the houses on Pacific Beach to some random girl walking by.

ASU kid - "Hey Baby spring break naw I'm sayin"
Random girl - "get away from me you're gross."

by P.V. treat 928 March 17, 2010

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

by bvc55 July 28, 2012

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

spring break

Spring Break:
noun
Defination:
A "break" is not found in this week. This week is when students do more catch up homework ever expected because assignments have been stopped for this one week.

Senior year in high school is when there is no break in spring break

by too tired to care July 03, 2016

Spring Break Greens

Euphemism for Marijuana.

Billy: Hey man, I've got the spring break greens. Hit me up if you need some.

Jason: Sick bro.

by kittensarereallycute January 10, 2012