Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.
by jerk0ff September 29, 2003
A muppet is someone who’s name starts with an A and ends with an S and is always on top of your head being annoying and doesn’t leave you alone. They are very very very annoying and lie all the time.
You MUPPET
by Cooooooel Dood June 8, 2020
"Look at that guy: He's got a car and he won't tune it. What a fucking muppet."
"See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."
"See that muppet behind the wheel? Everyone knows his car is stock."
by Silicon Quick2 August 6, 2020
Originally coined in the police and then spread through emergency services and armed forces before gaining popularity with the general population.
It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
It stands for Most Useless Person Possible Except Trainee
by Elliott Rodgers September 3, 2008
Someone who could easily be transformed into a muppet. Often someone with greatly exaggerated features, like crazy hair, a big nose, etc.
by Joel67 November 24, 2007
by Farquad12345 September 9, 2020
by spong May 2, 2003