The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?

Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
by tennisiscool August 31, 2008
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Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.

I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.
by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 August 25, 2008
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A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.
1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.

2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.
by Bobeesh August 31, 2008
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half man half fish the greatest swimmer of all time. Some say hes less then a god but more then a man like a modern day herclues
michael phelps is as fast as a fish
by zach everest August 16, 2008
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one of the sexiest men you'll ever see. you'll wanna blow him. trust me.
oh my god did you see michael phelps?! i wanna fuck him so hard
by prankstess August 23, 2008
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cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps
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synonym for god, zeus etc.

also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.
michael phelps is not a human
by blabla!! August 18, 2008
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