Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 4, 2010

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 5, 2009

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

Forklift

When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting

This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right

by EmmaDearest August 6, 2023

Forklift

A sex position where a guy inserts their penis into the girl while in doggystyle, but then places his hands under her and gropes her boobs. He then slowly starts to stand up, carrying the girl like a forklift.

"Why did I hear you making machine noises upstairs last night?"
"Oh, me and my girlfriend decided to try the forklift position"

by SamSwinson September 19, 2019

forklift

dannys girlfriend... a literal forklift

hey guys i got married to forklift

by forklift_dannys girlfriend June 8, 2021