Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 29, 2019
When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 19, 2017
by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.
Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
by Ithink2much March 13, 2019
To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.
At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!
by Drooby00 July 26, 2021
by butterdog99 July 17, 2022