6 definitions by Ithink2much
A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.
Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
by Ithink2much March 13, 2019
When a male trys to alpha another male in front of an audience. For example: by lifting something up when it wasn’t nessessary, to make you look incapable of doing it.
The equivalent of “flexing your nuts”
The equivalent of “flexing your nuts”
Ryan: “I can’t tell If Adam is helping him out or if he’s just jollytwirking”
Steve: “nah, he coulda lifted that by himself, he’s just jollytwirking for him.”
Steve: “nah, he coulda lifted that by himself, he’s just jollytwirking for him.”
by Ithink2much March 13, 2019
“I was gonna try streaking through the bowling alley, but that bar down the street is way better for pediwomping, there’s way more military people there.”
by Ithink2much March 29, 2019
Mike "Hey man, quit picking your nose!"
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."
by Ithink2much December 15, 2020
Alex : “I haven’t seen Paul in forever, where has he been?”
Kevin: “ I think he’s just embarrassed about his eebergobber, I hear he can’t shave near it anymore.”
Kevin: “ I think he’s just embarrassed about his eebergobber, I hear he can’t shave near it anymore.”
by Ithink2much March 11, 2019
“I told Alex that I was gonna gave him til the count of ten, but I gave him the ol irish picnic instead...”
by Ithink2much March 29, 2019