taurus

Fake dick guy- you missed Johnny's little joke there.


Anyway, the Taurus is a constellation of a bull, a zodiac sign based on the constellation, another crappy car made by Ford (marketed in Europe under the name Mondeo, and AU under the name falcon- according to Gran Turismo, but then again, they fucked up their info on other models.) anyway, the european Mondeo is slightly better than the origianal on which it was based, but it is still shit, even the ST270.

moo cow moo cow mooo moooo moooooo cow.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

taurus

a car that has been around for years but will be continued because of that thing called the ford 500.

just like ford windstar was discontinued because of the freestar

by mallhomeyblue June 22, 2005

TAURUS

Taurus is a zodiac sign. It means that A girl that born in taurus month, Is sensitive, she hides the sadness in her heart. She is gorgeous girl, everyone needs her, she is helpful, trustworthy girl, she is cute but also hot.. everyone has her you have to be proud that you have her (as a girlfriend , friend) You have to take care on her.
She is very funny and lovely, she/he can make you smile and laugh without reason

Taurus is a zodiac sign

by Taurus girl August 6, 2021

taurus

Is a crappy vehical that can also be refered to as a Clitaurus,or Clit for short

I washed my "Clit" today. Man my "Clit" was full of junk! Holy shit that is one ugly taurus.

by KUPRES March 9, 2006

taurus

they are the definition of toxic. TOXICCCC!!

Them taurus signs are so toxic!

by definition by me January 10, 2022

Taurus ♉

Taurus is the most lazy zodiac there is. But they're really funny and kind. Tauruses are junk food addicts and love food so much. Tauruses play their phones so much you can't blame them though. Tauruses are always smart asses but they don't realise it. They're one of the most strongest and bad ass zodiacs don't fuck with them. Taurses are honestly one of the best zodiacs.

Taurus ♉ the latin meaning of the bull also a really cool zodiac.

by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019

Taurus + Scorpio

This is the best possible astrological match.
This can cause "sexy love".
If all the obstacles to this love are come over then this will produce the best love story ever.

Dude did you see that taurus + scorpio relationship?
Yeah man that is some sexy love there.

by TheGreatProphet June 20, 2006