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An overpriced mini van from Ford that has the lifespan of a brain cell. It is mostly driven by soccer moms and people who don't know what they're buying. I had one and now I gotta get a new one because the engine cracked, after only 40,000 miles. It also drinks gas like crazy.
The windstar is a deathtrap. A bus with no brakes equipped with a bomb driven by a blind man is probably safer.
windstar by Suge September 4, 2004
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Butthole, the star that makes wind.
Everyone can see my cat's windstar, it's gross
Windstar by Bagonia February 15, 2022

windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.
Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."
windstream by zach9974 October 31, 2013

hershey windstorm 

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.
The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.
hershey windstorm by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

egyptian windstorm 

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.
I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed
egyptian windstorm by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

Chicago Windstorm 

When your giving our woman anal and she farts on your dick.
That Bitch gave me a Chicago windstorm and I threw her out the door.
Chicago Windstorm by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006
The act of a female queefing on you
Dude, we were doing it so hard last night, and she totally windstormed me
Windstorm by baseball20114 March 9, 2011
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