Swifties

A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.

Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?

Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record

Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3

Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?

Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game

by Tvan12 December 4, 2009

Flag

Get the Swifties mug.

[Swifty]

1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."

2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.

"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"

"Yea?"

"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."

"Like a Swifty!"

by The swifty September 23, 2008

Flag

Get the [Swifty] mug.

swifty

swagger but more swag with it

ohh yeaaa, get swifty with me babyyy

by crazymklmao April 15, 2019

Flag

Get the swifty mug.

swifty

a substantial amount of gas emersing from the anus

dang son, did you release a "swifty"

by Delta_roc October 21, 2008

Flag

Get the swifty mug.

swifty

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.

I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!

by someonecool November 25, 2006

Flag

Get the swifty mug.