The worst super bowl EVER!!! The Patriots beat the Rams 13-3, the halftime show was bullshit (Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi) played in Atlanta GA. Nothing really happened. Luckily Tom Brady didn’t get the MVP! it was Julian Edelman (he still didn’t really do anything)
by Kidswillbekids January 22, 2020
I love it when Steeler's fans say Super Bowl XL was not fixed. Check out these stats:
Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
For a full analysis of Super Bowl XL, please go to: http://www.lunaranomalies.com/XL-officiating.htm
by david smith, jr. January 18, 2009
The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.
You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.
It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 10, 2007
n. Earthly incarnation of the Tecmo Football Gods, who are to be worshipped, and roundly feared. The best video game ever created.
"I whipped Jon's ass in Tecmo Bowl with the Patriots, and it made him cry like a little girl. Boo hoo."
by Mosi June 24, 2003
The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess. Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption. The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.
Wow, Bill got wing sauce all over Greg's carpet! Good thing he was wearing Super Bowl clothes, he'd have ruined anything else.
by Lebanonian2 February 1, 2009
Bro1: Damn! I thought for sure we'd win!
Bro2: Don't worry, Chelsea's a ______ fan. She's on another level you'll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
Bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some Super Bowl Sex
Bro2: Don't worry, Chelsea's a ______ fan. She's on another level you'll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
Bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some Super Bowl Sex
by bence February 3, 2014
An extremely sloppy, boring, badly played, overhyped game between the Indianapolis Colts and Chicago Bears. It was played on February 4th, 2007, in Miami, FL. The Colts won 29-17. Peyton Manning was the MVP of the game, even though he only threw for 276 yards and 1 touchdown with an interception.
"Did you see Super Bowl XLI last night?"
"I turned it off after there were about 6 turnovers in the first half."
"I turned it off after there were about 6 turnovers in the first half."
by Tremblay February 8, 2007