Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.
A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
by hickoryB October 21, 2013
When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.
by bobby3453 October 26, 2020
The Stanford Prison Experiment is the act of voluntarily yet also involuntarily locking yourself in your bedroom. After a solid beatoff session (using lube) you are unable to even turn your doorknob because of the amount of lube on your hands.
"I was unable to leave my room Saturday. After beating off, I accidentally pulled a Stanford Prison Experiment"
by Adam182 August 19, 2019
The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.
by SacamanoandLomez September 1, 2015
by Dr. Meth July 27, 2009
A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.
These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.
Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.
by The Real Driller December 20, 2022
Stanford OHS, formerly known as Stanford EPGY Online High School, is one of the greatest college prep schools of all time. OHSers are known for being intelligent, kind, motivated people, who know where they stand in the upper echelons of youth academia, yet choose to be very respectful of people not in their situation. While we as a school have no real rivals or competition and thus no propaganda to speak of, we do enjoy sending the occasional pompous preppie back to where they belong. Thus, you must NEVER be pompous, annoying, or rude to an OHSer, as we will mirthfully dismantle you while you talk. (i can proudly say i did this to a choatie with my friend in our robotics team when he tried to prove his superiority)
person 1: What school do you go to
ohser: stanford ohs
person 1: *googles* you go to THIS? i take back my insults and boasting!
ohser: stanford ohs
person 1: *googles* you go to THIS? i take back my insults and boasting!
by randomhomosapiens December 9, 2021