This is pussy so bad that you would tunnel out under her bed through 3 feet of shit just to keep from having to take one more taste.
by gizdor April 30, 2009
Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!
Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.
Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.
by uniberg February 4, 2011
When life is so good you raise your arms and reach for the sky, just like Tim Robbins' character did in The Shawshank Redemption after crawling through the pipe of shit to find freedom. Usually displayed on a guys trip, girls trip or honeymoon.
Let me take a picture of you guys with your beers on this sunny day on the deck of a Lake Tahoe ski resort.
Aw man, this is so awesome, I feel like Pulling a Shawshank.
Aw man, this is so awesome, I feel like Pulling a Shawshank.
by makersmarkmb June 18, 2011
A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013
When a male attempts to woo a female online using transparent manipulative tactics that leave him lookin like he’s crawled through a tunnel of his own B.S.
After he told me he was hurt that I wasn’t interested in talking with him after finding out he was talking to several other women, I knew he was a Shawshank Shawn.
by Lily Boone June 8, 2020
when someone is able to purchase or "get" something for you. Sometimes in referrance to the black market.
Referring to the novel "Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption" by Stephen King, 'Red' is an inmate who can get things to other inmates (for a price), like cigarettes, posters, drugs, etc.
Referring to the novel "Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption" by Stephen King, 'Red' is an inmate who can get things to other inmates (for a price), like cigarettes, posters, drugs, etc.
by lynneh January 4, 2004
SHAWshank redemption is the act of USC quarterback Conner Shaw coming in off the bench and going beast mode at a critical time to engineer an unforeseen and unpredictable victory over a top 5 team on national television.
Dean "There is no way we can win this game , it's 17-0 after 3 quarters. It sucks that Shaw is too injured to play tonight"
Matt " I hope he is too injured , the last thing I wanna see is a SHAWshank redemption"
Matt " I hope he is too injured , the last thing I wanna see is a SHAWshank redemption"
by skiptracingclub October 28, 2013