sesame street sex

The act of putting on a tivo'd sesame street episode to distract the kiddies long enough for the adults to go have sex.

After we feed the kids lunch, lets have some sesame street sex.

by Spike O'Malley December 27, 2007

Sesame Street Special

When you vomit undigested alphabet soup.

I heard John's kid let loose a Sesame Street Special all over him last night.

by chrominian January 20, 2018

sesame balls

Rubbing sesame oil (or another substance that smells of sesame) onto a scrotum. Done to encourage licking and to generally enhance pleasure gained from oral sex.
Considered as a fetish by some.

Ben: "Oh, dude, I totally gave myself sesame balls for Susan last night. She loved it."
Richard: "I find it more enjoyable when the girl gives me sesame balls, you know?"

by Grand_Nagus March 31, 2011

Sesame Street Comedy

A comedy that isn't really a comedy but is in fact there to teach a life lesson or something stupid like that.

Franco: Hey Jimmy did you see "I love you Man"?

Jimmy: Yeah, it sucked. It was a little funny but was mostly a Sesame Street Comedy. I learned about love and life and almost vomited.

by Franco55 March 28, 2009

sesame street bagel

Symbol of cognitive dissonance whereby expectation overrides reality. Stemming from the example "I ordered a Sesame Street bagel and they gave it to me with sesame seeds."

That dude was straight up Sesame Street Bagelin' it through life.

by Slammabammawhenahamma April 11, 2015

Open Sesame Burger

A special, open-faced burger served on a sesame seed bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Open Sesame Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Sesame street brawl

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.

The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.

by Vulch5 September 16, 2015