Vulch5's definitions

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Victoria

A victorious excretion of diarrhea, usually resulting in extreme relief and comfort.

God I love Victoria.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Hershykiss

The act of wrapping a small turd in a Hersey's kiss wrapper and presenting it to your girlfriend.

Oh honey, I love chocolate! Thanks for the Hershykiss!

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Desksheep

Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)

Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Poochpunter

When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.

Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Brownhouse

A White House occupied by Donald Trump.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?

Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015