Vulch5's definitions

Sealclubbing

Bludgeoning someone over the head with a small bat in order to help them sleep.

I ran out of Nyquil and can't sleep. Can you sealclub me honey?

Sealclubbing.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Sesame street brawl

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.

The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Browncrown

A royal crown made of dried up human feces.

Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Crowler

The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.

Dood, you're such a crowler! Wanna go ravening?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Bengaling

The act of assfucking a dingleberry infested Bengal Tiger in a cornfield after it eats a family of Indian farmers.

The Indian family probably deserved it, but that tiger needed a good bengaling.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Pigeon Basher

A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.

Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Prince Edward

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015