Vulch5's definitions
Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)
Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Desksheepmug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Hershykissmug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Victoriamug. When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Poochpuntermug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Browncrownmug. A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.
Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Get the Pigeon Bashermug. The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Get the Californian birdermug.