Brownhouse

A White House occupied by Donald Trump.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?

Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Desksheep

Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)

Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Hershykiss

The act of wrapping a small turd in a Hersey's kiss wrapper and presenting it to your girlfriend.

Oh honey, I love chocolate! Thanks for the Hershykiss!

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Victoria

A victorious excretion of diarrhea, usually resulting in extreme relief and comfort.

God I love Victoria.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Poochpunter

When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.

Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015