Vulch5's definitions
It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.
Grave robber.
Grave robber.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Grave robbermug. An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Swamp donkeymug. A White House occupied by Donald Trump.
Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?
Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.
Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Brownhousemug. A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.
Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Get the Pigeon Bashermug. When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.
My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.
by Vulch5 October 28, 2015
Get the Prince Edwardmug. The act of assfucking a dingleberry infested Bengal Tiger in a cornfield after it eats a family of Indian farmers.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Bengalingmug. A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.
I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Vulchergolfermug.