Vulch5's definitions

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Crowler

The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.

Dood, you're such a crowler! Wanna go ravening?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Brownhouse

A White House occupied by Donald Trump.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?

Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Desksheep

Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)

Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Poochpunter

When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.

Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Browncrown

A royal crown made of dried up human feces.

Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015