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Sesame street brawl

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.

The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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Sealclubbing

Bludgeoning someone over the head with a small bat in order to help them sleep.

I ran out of Nyquil and can't sleep. Can you sealclub me honey?

Sealclubbing.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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Browncrown

A royal crown made of dried up human feces.

Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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