Vulch5's definitions
An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Swamp donkeymug. It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.
Grave robber.
Grave robber.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Grave robbermug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Sealclubbingmug. The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Sesame street brawlmug. by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Browncrownmug. Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)
Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Desksheepmug. When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Poochpuntermug.