Definitions by Vulch5
Doc Holliday
When a man takes his spouse on a train ride, ties her up and gags her, and kicks her off the train into a field of angry buffalo while firing a pair of six shooters into the air.
I totally gave that bitch the ol' Doc Holliday. I just wish I was there to see that trampled skank after the buffalo were finished with her.
Doc Holliday by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Poochpunter
When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.
Poochpunter by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Brownhouse
A White House occupied by Donald Trump.
Person 1: Man, what the fuck is that smell?
Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.
Person 2: Dude, the Trump residence just moved into town...Fucking brownhouse.
Brownhouse by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Desksheep
Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)
Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.
Vulchergolfer
A person who goes into the desert, captures vulchers, buries them up to their neck in sand, and hits their heads off with a five iron.
I think Matt Jones is going to join Tiger in the PVGA next year. He's an excellent vulchergolfer candidate.
Vulchergolfer by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Grave robber
It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.
Grave robber.
Grave robber.
Grave robber by Vulch5 October 29, 2015