Towel performance

The quality of sex you have with your towel while masterbating.

Gross, dude. But nice towel performance.

by letsgoducks August 30, 2010

performance review

When Seth Rogen comes to your workplace and asks you to take him through your typical day at work.

"Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review."
"No problem."
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely! I'm da bawz."

by herpy August 22, 2011

performative activism

The correct grammar for performance activism

Performative activism must be stop. You either for the struggles or against the struggles

by Sir. B July 31, 2021

Not for performance reasons

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.

Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.

by Cuntmir Toufag October 22, 2023

subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

by Datdogtho September 1, 2018

Core of the performance

Lee Heeseung of Enhypen is considered the “Core of the Performance”, considering his unmatched ace qualities.

Heeseung is the “core of the performance”

by heedidthat July 22, 2021

Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.

Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!

by Kay Squared November 14, 2010