n. 1. A derogatory term used to describe an opponent; usually within the context of a fighting game, where the player's general gameplay skill consists of only a short set of fairly predictable, overused, or repetitive attack sequences which are easily solved, countered, and defended against. However, against novice players, such patterns can be highly irritating and can cause significant damage, leaving the pattern punk with an overinflated sense of his own skill, which in turn causes him to continue to use the same sequences over and over, believing that anyone who beats him must be playing "cheap", without seeing the limitations of his own abilities.
"That pattern punk was so easy to beat, I perfected him with 80 seconds left on the clock both rounds."
"Ugh! That pattern punk just kept doing that same thing again, and now I'm out of quarters!"
"Ugh! That pattern punk just kept doing that same thing again, and now I'm out of quarters!"
by TheWarlock July 7, 2005
An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
by Rydo October 1, 2011
The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.
The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.
For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity
It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.
Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain
Found in the pleasure.
Your welcome dude
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.
The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.
For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity
It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.
Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain
Found in the pleasure.
Your welcome dude
Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat
Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.
Dude ain't feeling any pain.
Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.
Dude ain't feeling any pain.
by Tonythetiler December 23, 2021
The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.
Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"
OR
Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"
OR
Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."
by Kurzawa June 16, 2011
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
by diablo581 February 10, 2008
by PK Jellylord March 9, 2013
Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.
A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...
by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008