One of the lowest critiques a movie can ever receive. Lifetime movie bad is commonly used to describe a movie that tackles "women's issues" with excess drama, mediocre actors, and a lame script, while the movie ends with a cliche "I live in the suburbs" ending.
by Illiterate children in February 18, 2008
pronouced like the letter "O and a lifetime", this phrase is commonly used while watching baseball games and someone who isn't hitting the ball well is at the plate.
Oriole Fan #1 - There's two outs, bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th, who's on deck?
Oriole Fan #2 - Miguel Tejada
Oriole Fan #1 - Oh great, Tejada is "0 and a lifetime" against this pitcher. It's over.
Oriole Fan #2 - Miguel Tejada
Oriole Fan #1 - Oh great, Tejada is "0 and a lifetime" against this pitcher. It's over.
by Huha93 December 7, 2010
my wifey fa lifetime is my all-time best friend, she’s always there for me, she’s very kind and caring and most importantly she is my wife ❤️😏
by bbgcourtneyy January 11, 2021
When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.
Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."
by JimBobstro September 6, 2008
The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.
More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.
A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.
A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.
A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.
A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.
Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.
Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.
by Atooooool December 20, 2015
The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......
Brandon P.!!!!!!!
Brandon P.!!!!!!!
For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!
by TheOneForHer October 17, 2008
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee wanna go on break?
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 5, 2018