by Rossa July 6, 2004
Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.
by Toffer September 2, 2003
Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
by Ben September 19, 2003
someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
by Vanessa Nimmo September 21, 2004
A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
by Tango January 22, 2004