by JohnnyKesha January 27, 2022
by wobble noggin November 11, 2006
Noggin lock is when one goes to a funeral home and finds a corpse in a coffin. You then climb on top of the corpse and gently insert your penis into its mouth. At that point rigamortis sets in. You chop off the corpses head and put on a pair of OshKosh B'gosh overalls. You then head to the malls food court and you start dancing singing Noggin Lock, Noggin Lock, Noggin Lock, Oh Noggin Lock to the tune of Lollipop.
by Heaffy, Heaffy, Rowan, & Rider June 12, 2015
by RatchetBoo August 18, 2003
A noggin is an imaginative word, it could be a dirty word or it could be nogginly gurrd. You can call it to freinds, family and even turtles. Either way there not going to know what you are on about, however they normally retaliate and call you something back.
Shabba"Hey turtle"... Turtle says "mmpppfff"... Shabba says "you wiped any noggins lately", the turtle then bites your 4th toe.
Therefore the turtle is a Noggin wiper
Therefore the turtle is a Noggin wiper
by shabba28 March 10, 2011
A person who is acting slow or dumb like stuck on auto mode, doing things that doesn't make any sense.
by SpookyChica317 May 24, 2021
by Dirt surgeon October 21, 2015