Big shlonger, he got that 69 inch dick that will slap the shit out of your dead mother, becareful because he might whip up a dick storm and skull fuck you.
by Nigatoe February 2, 2021
Somebody cooler than ur mom. A person who is a comedic genius and that oozes sexuality. He has an enormous penis. He may be the most handsome person youll ever meet. He also likes oreos
Noah
by Noiss96 August 21, 2009
Noah is the definition of perfection! Hes lovable, cute, amazing and funny. You want to be his friend! When you become friends with him you'll never want to let him go.
by G4MEZOVER November 13, 2014
by uwishuhadaldis February 6, 2010
Noah is the best thing that will ever happen to you! He will always be there when you need him even through the really hard times. He is understanding, compassionate, adorable and incredibly loving. He's a little bit of a dork when it comes to movies but if you listen to him rant about Quentin Terrintino for a while, he'll really listen to whatever you have to say! He will be the most loveable little goofball you will ever meet (not to mention he is super hot ;) <3
Alison: Wow Noah is seriously the sexiest beast on the planet! Plus he's smart and funny and sweet! How did you snag him?
Anastasia: I wonder that every day! There is no way any girl on the planet could ever deserve someone as perfect as him and i still don't know why he picked me!!
Alison: I'm toads jellin
Anastasia: I wonder that every day! There is no way any girl on the planet could ever deserve someone as perfect as him and i still don't know why he picked me!!
Alison: I'm toads jellin
by Anastasia Dimitrie March 22, 2012
A guy who loves to laugh and have fun. Most people are assholes to him though and like to blame shit on Noah just to see him get in trouble. Noah is sometimes immature and loud but he never means harm. His hair is always nice and thick.
Noah, can you be serious for once?
by Histalkers October 7, 2017
A short kid with amazing hazel and green eyes. He's always by your side no matter what. He seems like one of those happy kids with no problems but actually has alot. When he's mad you better stay the heck away from him. He is way to hard on himself and has many insecurities. Noah will never know how amazing he is unless someone tells him. He's looking for that one friend who will support him through anything . Many people pick on him for no reason.
by SavannahPop December 18, 2013