a Munter

a female who is rather ugly and/or has an unwashed appearance.

"that fat Bella is a munter"

by LittleRed January 12, 2007

munter

e.g a person who is not exactly good looking, has fallen into the ugly tree and hit every branch or someone who is challenged in the good looks department.

"errrrrrrrrr look she's a ugly munter"

by chunkymonkey August 7, 2005

munter

To be someone of extream uglyness

OMG look at that F*cking munter

by Garbit October 9, 2006

munter

1) an ugly or grim individual

2)The art of munting: You and a friend go to the cemetary and dig up a corpse, you put you mouth around the corpses genitals while your friend jumps on its stomach.

I heard you got caught munting in the mortuary recently.

by Baron Von Munthousen January 3, 2005

muntering

A sexual act involving a corpse. One puts their penis in the mouth of the corpse and gets a friend to stamp on the stomach of the deceased so that the entrails rise up and massage your phallus.

See above - it pretty much speaks for itself.

by Ricardo De La Fonte May 8, 2005

munter

A person whose facial features are so foul that you have been scarred for life by the extremity of their face. Or some one who is completely retarded in the extreme.

A jehovah walks onto my lawn. I would reply gtfo my lawn you fucking munter. he would probably reply: There is no need for these words. To which my response would be: Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. I dont like you being on my lawn GTFO it and die in a car accident because no one likes you you larry.

by sam morrissey March 25, 2008

munter

Proper ugly bint, too ugly to even do the normal way. Uk slang.

Dave was a munter-shunter, his bird was so ugly he had to do her prison-style.

by duffy December 27, 2003