moose knuckles

How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.

To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.

by Dave Sydor March 23, 2007

moose-knuckle

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.

There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.

by Renee May 11, 2003

by Harold Heffner April 18, 2006

a step above camel toe but not as big as elephant toe, reguardless its still a loose vagina.

hey chuck, i use to think your mom was a milf until she wore those pink spandex revealing her moose knuckle.

by Jon Sepulveda March 05, 2003

what a camel toe becomes when it grows up

Damn she left a bruise on my face when she hit me with her moose knuckles.

by theKingfisher October 21, 2004

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.

by Craig October 28, 2002

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009