in before lock

What posters on a message boards will sometimes say in response to a thread/topic that will eventually be locked/closed. This is a way to show that the thread is incredibly dumb or goes against the rules of the message board. Used to sometimes get in a free post to raise one's post count before the topic gets locked, preventing any further posting in it.

Person 1 Posts: Topic-This Forum Sucks!

Person 2: In Before Lock!

Person 3(Moderator/Admin): This topic is locked for bashing the message board and being dumb.

in before lock by IceWarm March 9, 2006

snap the key off in the lock 

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder

Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!

snap the key off in the lock by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock 

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

lock the fuck in 

lock in. wake the fuck up and realize you not a child anymore.

“lock the fuck in, stop being stupid.”

lock the fuck in by Maraaaaaakdkdkdkk August 6, 2023

lock your keys in your car 

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

lock your keys in your car by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008

lock the FUCK in 

locking the fuck in is when you are 120% focused on a task and... FUCKING SCORE A HATTRICK RAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!

lock the fuck in rn little n****
I AM SO FUCKING LOCKED IN RN

lock the FUCK in by lock the fuck in February 7, 2024

in before the lock 

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

in before the lock by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008