lemon 

a fat oaf who sits on the sofa eating monkey nuts wanking there Nan every Tuesday so you are a fat cunt you fat pleb fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

shut up you fat fucking lemon

lemon by lewis boi March 25, 2019

Lemon 

A person who is completely sour or has a bad attitude.

Man A.J. Stanton, you're a total lemon.

Lemon by Lame lay June 2, 2016

Lemon 

What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.

Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.

John: What a fucking window licker.

Lemon by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2019

lemon 

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala

lemon by MX SHREDDER October 17, 2007

lemon 

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

lemon by Chris May 14, 2004

lemon 

when somebody can not take a joke and react in a violent manner

"haha dannys ginger" "piss off man i merk you" "oooh bwoi y u getting so lemon"

lemon by MiNnO December 28, 2005

Lemon 

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

Lemon by jimbo January 26, 2005