by the legendary yodeler June 2, 2020
by curiositybyloona May 1, 2022
The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.
"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."
by The great panzer of the lake August 19, 2018
Practically an inland sea between Wisconsin and Michigan, and a great place to go to the beach in the summer. It's quite cool, and you won't chap from salt water like you will in the ocean. Practically the whole Michigan shore is a beach, and lots of it is inexpensive public beaches and state parks.
However, Lake Michigan is not a place to go swimming during any season other than summer, because it will be too cold.
However, Lake Michigan is not a place to go swimming during any season other than summer, because it will be too cold.
My family goes to Lake Michigan nearly every summer for a week, and it's one of my favorite family vacations.
by Uncloseted Nerd December 8, 2010
Dude with the sweet lake boat who is kinda a douche but nice enough to hangout with and drink his beer. Captain of the boat and master of the grill.
by Lakedaddysbitch November 27, 2020
(Verb) it's somebody, anybody who is sunburned, shirt stained, drunken drunk, jumps on anyone's boat for a good time, sports the crop top spare tire, Coors Lite drinking, may or may not be tobacco spitting, and wakes up the next morning ready to do it again.
by The Trashy Elephant July 3, 2017