a nest of hair, (long or short) on the top of the cranium with no existing hair on the sides or back.
Usually associated with the pharmaceutical drug Ketamine and short shorts.

also variations of the hair cut such as the slick back and ket and the ket mid and fringe, they need no explanation.
"Hey man I've got some K here for that ket back and sides you gave me when we were fucked"

"Yo man, was thinking, rolled up shorts with a tweed shirt to go with my ket back and sides."
by A Man Who Owns A Stable November 24, 2011
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This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.
Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
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Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket
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Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 17, 2019
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urban myth has it that if you shout this 'i'm a celebrity ket me out of here' loud enough while in a k-hole you will automatically be released from it's grip. It takes its name from i'm a celebrity get me out of here where celebrities shout the same thing to get out of doing tasks.
man this k-hole is sucking me in further than I ever imagined it would, I need to get out of here and fast.

"I'M A CELEBRITY KET ME OUT OF HERE"

and i'm back to reality....
by TIN Laden December 8, 2010
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Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 17, 2019
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