Legendary football team lead by Patrick Mahomes and who sadly lost the Superbowl against the TamaBay Buckeneers lead by Tom Brady (who is now retiring)
by single sadly February 8, 2021
The team was formed in 1960 as the AFL's Dallas Texans. They won a championship in 1962 then moved and became the Kansas City Chiefs the following season. They became a dominant team in the late 1960s, with 4 playoff berths. They lost in Super Bowl I in 1966, the first meeting of AFL and NFL teams. In 1969, the dominated Minnesota for a Super Bowl IV victory. From 1972-89, the Chiefs went on a long streak of years in which the missed the playoffs. They finally recovered in early 1990s under the direction of Marty Schottenheimer, with 7 playoff berths in 8 years from 1990-1997. They also had Joe Montana play quarterback during his final seasons. The Chiefs had their most recent playoff apperance in 2003. They have recently had incredibly offenses and amazing players such as Trent Green and Tony Gonzales, but have been plagued by bad defenses.
"The Purple People Eaters of Minnesota were viewed by many as the most hard-nosed defense in the league, but the Kansas City Chiefs were the toughest team today, as the have won the Super Bowl."
by Sports Info July 5, 2006
by g to the hill December 4, 2008
An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.
by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017
Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!
by Offbrandsidwilson April 27, 2017
A: Did you know that the Kansas City Chiefs are in Missouri instead of Kansas?
B: You seriously didn't know that?
B: You seriously didn't know that?
by megasimp March 10, 2021
by scrooloose .. July 11, 2008