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Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
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My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or
My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
by Pennyiswicked March 10, 2014
Someone who truly believes that someone is jealous or envious of their life, when in fact it’s quite the contrary.
Mindy has delusional jealousy , she thinks everyone is envious of her when in fact she’s just a deadbeat junkie who sucks dick for pills.
by Slickrick023 April 19, 2019
A jealousy pic is a photo intentionally taken with the sole purpose of showing someone how much fun was had in their absence. The photo is then sent in a group text or posted on social media. The intended result is the person who made the choice to not come out that night can see how much they are missing out on. Often the people in the photo are smiling and laughing. Sometimes an empty chair or makeshift scarecrow is used to show the intended viewer that you should’ve been HERE.
by Small Tall October 8, 2023
When your current girlfriend sounds or react in an aggressively jealous manner at the slightest mention of any of your ex-girlfriends
by benzino87 November 5, 2014
is an emotion that develops when one realizes that a loved one has become a facebook addict. This emotion results in negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over the anticipated and most likely inevitable loss of the loved ones attention(s).
Upon awakening alone in the morning, Lauri checked her facebook page and saw that her boyfriend had been posting all night long into the wee hours of the morning. She was overwhelmed with facebook jealousy.
by laurisea November 10, 2009
The jealous feeling of somebody who owns Lady Gaga heartbeats headphones. Also, a person who is so obsessed with Lady Gaga, he/she buys everything with her name on it. This person is jealous of the other person who has these things.
by cheesepuff41 April 10, 2010
envious resentment against another person because of said person's number of gbfs (gay best friends)
Jenna got mad when I told her Brad was coming to visit; at first I thought she was being homophopic, but then I realized it was just gbf jealousy.
by sfzsfz December 20, 2011