The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.
Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.
2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.
3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.
3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
by themojojojojojo June 23, 2009
''hey do The Hamish Snap'' ''ok'' (trys to snap the skateboard but lands on the bolts)
Aftermath
''I can't breath''
Aftermath
''I can't breath''
by jarrad hooper is a dum cunt December 7, 2011
To be a unregistered nonce
by Munky Working Class April 14, 2020
by pokemon go lldw August 19, 2019
An amazing Australian radio show and a hilarious comedy duo made up of Hamish Donald Blake and Andrew Thomas Lee. They were made popular by "Rove" and their push to make "Ghosting" a sport.
Guy: Did you hear Hamish read Fred Basset?
Guy2: Haha. Andy made him walk through mouse traps...epic!
Girl: Hamish & Andy...*drool*
Guy2: Haha. Andy made him walk through mouse traps...epic!
Girl: Hamish & Andy...*drool*
by JessGBlakeLee July 24, 2010
The funniest comedy duo in the world! They are on 92.9 (wa) and the equivilant radio stations around Australia at 4-6pm. Hamish is very hot and loves fred bassit. Andy is Megan Gales boyfriend and seems to control hamish a bit and is not too fond of Fred Bassit. But we love him too :)
ily guys!!! hope you see this ;P
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ily guys!!! hope you see this ;P
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person a) Did you hear hamish and andy last night????
person b) YES! they were hilarious!! i almost wet my pants listening to them
person b) YES! they were hilarious!! i almost wet my pants listening to them
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 23, 2009
a boy with a small penis and is very gay
he is like the child james charles but doesn’t have the subs.
his sister love to beat him 😏 If you know what I mean
he is such a fat sausage, a cock sucker and loves licking his shoes. what a weirdo.
such a dog and he loves this girl called charlotte
he is like the child james charles but doesn’t have the subs.
his sister love to beat him 😏 If you know what I mean
he is such a fat sausage, a cock sucker and loves licking his shoes. what a weirdo.
such a dog and he loves this girl called charlotte
He is such a Hamish Moore
by Yeetums2000 May 15, 2019