Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.
by The soggy tomato June 24, 2016
When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.
by drew christx May 25, 2005
The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.
Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof
ergo Emily's greyhound
have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound
Oh i see, sorry my mistake
ergo Emily's greyhound
have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound
Oh i see, sorry my mistake
by Danholio October 6, 2006
When you don't have any money, you are low on cash, without funds, or just plain old "financially embarrased.
Hey girlfriend, me and my girls are going to check out that new movie, so how 'bout you? Sounds fun, but I can't this time cause I'm riding the greyhound.
Hey girlfriend, me and my girls are going to check out that new movie, so how 'bout you? Sounds fun, but I can't this time cause I'm riding the greyhound.
My girlfriends went to the movies tonight, but I didn't go with them cause I'm ridin' the greyhound til I pick up my check from work.
by clean scene February 19, 2011
the act of cutting off the body parts of another passenger and eating them, while riding a greyhound bus.
by chopperzz August 8, 2008
A ganja greyhound is like a greyhound (vodka and grapefruit juice)but instead of using vodka, you dump the grapfruit juice into your bong and rip it to your hearts content.
Jon: "Hey man I'm mixing drinks, you wanna greyhound?"
Ed: "Nah man, I'm mixing drugs, lets have a ganja greyhound."
Ed: "Nah man, I'm mixing drugs, lets have a ganja greyhound."
by Officer O'Reily March 22, 2005
Diet and work out program. Intended that once completed, to have the attributes of a Greyhound dog. All ribs and cock!
by The top Greyhound June 27, 2018